October 24, 2010

im a dickhead.

Im off work sick today.
Vomitting and the like.
I bought my self a coke from Hungry Jacks cause they always make my tummy feel better, but I left it in the car.
Ufff! So I go back out side to get for-mentioned coke and I step on a Prickle!
Mother fuck,
then I proceed to hop around trying to get it out and success, I pull it out, only to have the Prickle embed itself in my index finger!
Mother fuck,
I pulled the Prickle out and drop it on the floor, then walking back towards the house, I step on it AGAIN!
Mother fuck.

FML

At least I have my coke =)

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