brace yourselves

ZOMG ITS A CYCLONE, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
WHAT DO WE DO?! PERTH IS NOT GOING TO SURVIVE. I DON'T WANNA GIVE ANY MONEY TO QLD TAX LEVY.

fuck.
chill out, by the time it gets to us, its gonna be a shitty storm.
this isn't even news.
loser.